- Justin Timberlake
- Futuresex/Lovesound
- Futuresex/Lovesounds
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he’s so perfect.
So my mom came home today and told me...
- Mom: Hey Justin Timberlake got married!
- Me: Married? He was dating someone?
- Mom: Yeah that Jessica... oh I can't remember her last name...
- Me: Jessica? From Fantastic Four? But I thought she was already married!
- Mom: No the one with the big mouth!
- Me: ...big mouth?
- Mom: I don't know her last name...
- Me: OH! The one with the awesome biceps!?
- Mom: What are biceps?
- Me: You're arm muscles.
- Mom: The one that has the big mouth!
- Me: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!
- Mom: You're on you're laptop, USE IT!
- Me: *googles* IT IS THE JESSICA WITH THE BICEPS!
- Mom: Maybe thats why Justin married her
- Me: For her biceps?
- Mom: Maybe he wanted someone to arm wrestle with?
- (I couldn't keep going, I walked away laughing)