So my mom came home today and told me...

  • Mom: Hey Justin Timberlake got married!
  • Me: Married? He was dating someone?
  • Mom: Yeah that Jessica... oh I can't remember her last name...
  • Me: Jessica? From Fantastic Four? But I thought she was already married!
  • Mom: No the one with the big mouth!
  • Me: ...big mouth?
  • Mom: I don't know her last name...
  • Me: OH! The one with the awesome biceps!?
  • Mom: What are biceps?
  • Me: You're arm muscles.
  • Mom: The one that has the big mouth!
  • Me: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!
  • Mom: You're on you're laptop, USE IT!
  • Me: *googles* IT IS THE JESSICA WITH THE BICEPS!
  • Mom: Maybe thats why Justin married her
  • Me: For her biceps?
  • Mom: Maybe he wanted someone to arm wrestle with?
  • (I couldn't keep going, I walked away laughing)